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February 10, 2006

Shitty Tip #6: If you can’t spell, don’t go to college

Is college really for everyone? Maybe not for Emily:

my mom is leaving wensday morning for a buisness trip..i get the house, the car, and everthing else…im sleeping at kristens due to teh fact that my mom isnt here to referee my sister and i…

swirl is saturday night and im definately going to that…im comming home from the retreat for a few hours (or 6)

i have started college shopping….stress! if anyone has ANY tips WHAT-SO-EVER please let me know!

Since you asked, here’s our tip: Go fill out an application at the nearest Burger King. You get perks like free fries, whoppers, and an endless supply of those cute paper crowns. But what’s really nice, is the cash registers. They use pictures instead of numbers, so you can’t confuse the number “3” for “0”.

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Comments

Emily’s latest blog entry doesn’t seem to have any mistakes. We can only assume that Emily’s spelling errors are a result of drunkblogging.

Posted by: Horatio at February 10, 2006 11:25 AM

Pure laziness. People piss me off.

Posted by: Luke at February 14, 2006 12:44 PM

It’s nice of you guys trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, but I think you both are wrong. She consistently misspells the same words. For example she uses “unnessisary” 2x in this entry. This demonstrates that it’s something more than mere laziness. I also think that drunken blogging would be more random.

And as for the content of the entry from above, I must say I think she is sorely misguided. The answer to lower teenage pregnancy lies not in abstinence nor in use of contraceptives. Teens should simply engage in more homosexual sex! I humbly offer my services for assisting in the implementation of such a plan.

Posted by: Johnny Jangle at February 15, 2006 09:00 PM

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