Shitty Blogs

So you are a teenage puck out to make a buck. I fugured as much. I wont be paying your college tuition. Your site sucks.

I think I just threw up in my throat being referred to as “a belove reader”. Shitty Blogs sucks.

Teenage puck
Out to make a buck
I fugured as much…
Your site sucks.

Wow, Jeff, you’re quite the little poetaster yourself. Maybe you should submit it to Rosie. Or start your own poetry blog!

Hey M@. Did you ever think there is more than one person with the name Jeff? The 2 comments are from 2 different people with the same name. Mental midget.

My name is Jeff, and I eat turds.

All comments from “Jeff”, except for the last one, have come from the same e-mail address: noangelnyc@yahoo.com and same IP address number, which means the comments are likely coming from one person.

At the very least, these comments from “Jeff” are coming from one computer, so there may be multiple persons named “Jeff” using the same e-mail, IP address, and computer living together in an unhealthy and disturbing domestic arrangement.

Horatio. Why dont you tell them that you edited one of my posts and changed the wording?

This post is not what I wrote/submitted:

“So you are a teenage puck out to make a buck. I fugured as much. I wont be paying your college tuition. Your site sucks.”

Unfortunately, “Jeff,” I didn’t change the wording. Perhaps it was the other “Jeff” that lives with you. Or perhaps your obsession has made you delusional. Of course, we love delusional people, and hope you start a blog soon. We’d be glad to feature you.

I apologise for not being able to tell “Jeff” from the obviously different “Jeff”. When I referred to “Jeff’s” love of poetry, I ought to have said “Jeff’s”. Again, I apologise, and I regret any confusion that I may have caused.

I also submit that Jeff is a complete idiot. If this offends you, don’t worry: I meant the other Jeff, moron.

It’s one name caller calling another name caller names. Sheesh. What has this world come to. Haikus is what they’ve come to.

Oh, a world of names.
Let us be introspective.
Hyprocrite within.

shittyblog is off the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle.

Jeff,

Horatio is an angel of mercy, seeking to purge our beloved internet of this foul, fecal-ridden content that has been spreading like a virus. Blogs have become the most ridiculous form of self-aggrandizement. Someone needs to stand up to these assholes and tell them once and for all that just because someone can take a shit in digital form and post it for all to see, it does not make it worthy of praise.

So ram it, Jeff. I’m guessing you have a shitty blog that needs to be updated somewhere. Run along and leave this oasis of sanity alone. Forge onward, Horatio.

Maybe ‘Jeff’ is Horatio, created for the sole purpose of ‘stirring some shit’.

Who knows?

Cheers

Horatio,
After reading these comments and your posting last week about Boston Bob’s Blog, I am convinced that “Jeff” is Boston Bob. It’s no coincidence that “Jeff” first surfaced shortly after you posted your thoughts on Boston Bob’s Blog last week. Plus, the comments “Jeff” made about Christina Jones’ Blog sound just like the long-winded “diarrhea of the mouth” style of Boston Bob’s Blog, and “Jeff” even posted support for Boston Bob’s Blog, his own. If I am right, then good job in getting another Shitty Blog writer to squirm!

Kyle,

Your hypothesis about “Boston Bob” masquerading as “Jeff” may be true indeed. When “Jeff” posted his comment, his IP number was logged. A simple IP trace revealed that “Jeff” is certainly from Boston.

Take a look, fellow readers: http://www.whois.sc/151.204.249.52

Gee, isn’t interesting that “Jeff” fell off the face of the earth and posted no more comments once we identified him as that gay drama freak, “Boston Bob”.

Jeff get a life, you suck!!